meregoddess

I’m going to tell you a story. We all have our stupid moments, some more stupid than others. During this pandemic, I have had time to think about some stupid things I've done in my life. This is a true story: Once upon a time when I was about 15 years old, I spent the summer on a farm with some of my parent’s friends. It was really neat, riding horses, letting the pigs out the pig pen by mistake, and subsequently winding up with them in the corn. It was one of the greatest summers of my life, except for one little experience. One day I decided I was going to take a bubble bath. I took my bubble bath stuff, a sponge, and a set of police-grade handcuffs (Don’t ask me why I took the handcuffs, I was just fascinated with them). So there I was, soaking in the tub, playing with my handcuffs and the little key having a nice time. I had left the door cracked a little to let the steam out and cool air in so it wouldn’t be so hot. When it’s 98 degrees outside and you don’t have air

Doctor:  Have you quit smoking? Me:  Has there been a string of unsolved murders in the news? Doctor:  No. Me:  Then, no, I haven't. When my doctor told me that I should quit smoking, I began to think that I really ought to find a different doctor.  But I chose to keep the doctor and give up the cigarettes.  I think I've lost my mind.   Quitting smoking is no easy task.   I am currently trying to quit and I am trying to find some humor in this endeavor.  I'm sure only those who smoke or who have tried to quit smoking will truly appreciate my observations... Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters.  Perfectly harmless, until you put one in you

Warning: This journal entry may contain comments of a "sarcastic" nature.  Please proceed with caution.  Visitors with no sense of humor are advised to turn back.  If you proceed and find comments that offend you, hurt your feelings or affect your sensibilities, tough shit... I never discuss politics or religion with anyone because it is the surest way to ensure that you lose friends, family and become a social piranha.  I am sure this is related directly to the fact that people who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.   I am going to comment on politics this ONE time bec